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Random Stuff
Once there was an Emu. This Emu, Srup, had no friends because he smoked cigars and drank wine; but not beer, because beer is gross. So, he wandered around the forest (or wherever the heck Emus live) and took his anger out on the helpless ants below. Because of this disrespect he showed to the ants, the ants began to build up a prejudice towards Emus, and poor Jango, the hunk of an Emu, was unable to befriend the tiny creatures.
There once was a fly who lived in St. Petersburg. This fly was angry with her father because her father told her it was too dangerous for her to venture into the world of...."Man." Of course, this didn't stop her, and one fine, sunny, Saturday morning, she left her nest in search of the world of...."Man." Unfortunately, a mean mosquito nearby named Ed attacked her and she died......The End.